WIENERDOG STAMPEDE
ORDINARY PLACES.
EXTRAORDINARY PROBLEMS.
The fun starts when a believable world meets a completely unreasonable number of dachshunds.
Explore → recruit → return strongerSuburbia
Fences. Pools. Barbecues. Sprinklers. Other people’s dogs.
The city remembersDowntown
Traffic, restaurants, construction and several hundred things that probably move if enough dogs hit them.
Incident 047The Wedding
Beautiful. Expensive. Perfect.
Incident 088Casino Flood
Polished marble. Velvet ropes. Buffets. Bad planning.
Incident 113Airport / Industrial
Conveyors, luggage, forklifts, tunnels—and Einstein.
Operation Short LeashGovernment / High-Security
Eventually, the city builds an entire department around you.
The main chaos playgroundLas Vegas
What happens in Vegas gets chased by 500 dachshunds.
The city remembers.
Reinforced barriers. Wiener Watch signs. Revised security. New tactics. Media references. Merchandise. Cultural reaction.
Return-loop question: “What will they do if I come back?”