CONTAINMENT OPERATIONS ACTIVE
WIENER EMERGENCY
Authorities still believe containment is possible.
CONTAINMENT. PURSUIT. ROADBLOCKS. PUBLIC RESPONSE.
AN OPEN-WORLD SWARM CHAOS GAME
NO LEASH.
NO LAW.
NO LEGS.
Control an increasingly massive stampede of dachshunds through a reactive world of mass, momentum, chaos and terrible decisions.
COMING SOON · IN DEVELOPMENT
3 DOGS BECOME 1,000+ FASTER THAN YOU’D THINK.SEE THE PROBLEM
02 / GROW THE PROBLEM
EVERY DOG MAKES THE PROBLEM BIGGER.
The herd changes the camera, the physics response and what you can get away with.
WIENERS
Start with a few loose dachshunds. Learn to steer the herd.
GOOD BOYS → NUISANCE → MENACE → PUBLIC SAFETY INCIDENT → WIENER EMERGENCY → WIENERPOCALYPSE
03 / CONTROL THE STAMPEDE
MASS. MOMENTUM. STUPIDITY.
You’re not controlling one dog. You’re managing a moving problem.
FLOW
Guide the herd like a moving river. Steer the intent and momentum of a living herd.
BUNCH
Compress the pack. Store the problem.
CHARGE
Release the problem.
SPLIT
One Stampede. Several bad ideas.
REGROUP
Get everyone back together. Eventually.
ACT NATURAL
Nothing to see here. Observe the strategy
PLANNED GAME SYSTEMS · DEVELOPMENT IN PROGRESS
04 / SIGNATURE MECHANIC
ACT NATURAL
When the city starts looking for hundreds of loose dachshunds, sometimes the best strategy is to pretend there are absolutely no loose dachshunds.
The herd freezes.
Kevin probably doesn’t.
05 / THE LEGENDARY WIENERS
SAME SPECIES. SIX DIFFERENT PROBLEMS.
Some dogs follow the herd. Some dogs change what the herd can do. Some dogs are Kevin.
SELECT A WIENER. OPEN A FILE.
06 / THE WORLD
VEGAS WAS NOT BUILT FOR THIS.
Ordinary places become completely different problems at dachshund scale.
Casinos. Hotels. Weddings. Conventions. Buffets. Tourists.
An entire city built around spectacle meets a Stampede that has absolutely no respect for velvet ropes.
PUBLIC WIENER ADVISORY HERD CONCENTRATION EXCEEDS NORMAL RESPONSE CAPACITY
07 / THE CITY FIGHTS BACK
YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED.
The joke is still the dogs. The world has stopped laughing.
LOCAL RESPONSE FAILED
WIENERPOCALYPSE
Containment has failed. Society is adapting.
ENTER WIENERPOCALYPSE08 / WIENER NEWS
THE WORLD IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
DEVELOPINGCITY DENIES LOSING CONTROL OF DACHSHUND SITUATION
Officials describe current containment operations as “largely successful.” The dogs were unavailable for comment.
PUBLIC GUIDANCERESIDENTS ADVISED NOT TO PANIC-BUY HOT DOGS
Regional sausage availability remains stable.
ANALYSISAUTHORITIES: “THEY APPEAR TO BE LEARNING”
Short Leash officials declined to clarify what, specifically, the dogs have learned.
ONGOINGKEVIN INCIDENT UNDER INVESTIGATION
Officials would not confirm what was taken.
FICTIONAL REPORTS FROM THE WORLD OF WIENERDOG STAMPEDE
09 / FIELD SUPPLY
QUESTIONABLE MERCH. EXCELLENT DECISIONS.
Characters become collectibles. Incidents become shirts. Kevin becomes a licensing problem.
COLLECTION PREVIEW · COMING SOON
JOIN THE STAMPEDE
THE PROBLEM IS GETTING BIGGER.
Follow development, see new incidents and be there when the gates open.